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                 I DON'T HAVE A REAL NAME

Hi I'm a 17 year old cat. My mom calls me K.C. because when I was first found homeless and pregnant by Dad (More on him later) mom said what shall we call you? Almost immediately she said, I know! I'll name you K.C. which is short for Kalishman Cat.

Dad (The guy who found me) calls me Shit Head. It's because I use what he calls  the family room to do my business in.  . Gosh darn! I don't care what he calls my sand box but it's my room to do as I please.  He should get a sand box room of his own. Dad is lucky that after all these years that I still let him live with me.

Well, I guess that l must keep him around a bit longer as he does such a swell good job of getting rid of my stinky droppings. Either he likes to do that kind of stuff or he thinks that I'm a God.

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